Dear John

Dear John,
I can’t do this anymore.
It’s not you, it’s me.
I just have too much going on in my life right now.
I don’t know how to be loved.
You deserve better.
You are going to have a great future.
I think we should still be friends.
I don’t want to hurt you.
You need someone who can love you back in the same way that you love.
You’re so great and so beautiful and so amazing.
It’s too much pressure.
I can’t do this anymore.
Love from,
Bob

Dear Bob,
Ok. Awkward.
Yeah, it’s definitely you, not me. I’m awesome.
Cool, you go deal with life. Life’s tough.
Cliché much?!
I do deserve better.
I have such a bright future ahead of me, you have no idea.
Sure, we can be friends. When you stop being a dick.
You did hurt me Bob, you did.
I deserve to be loved. I want to be loved. I want to love.
Of course I am great, beautiful and amazing. I am brilliant in every way.
Too much pressure. Really?!? Try being chased for four years, being asked to be in a relationship after a few weeks of dating and having your partner want to meet the family within a month.
Basically, you’re not that into me.
Dick.
Love from,
John

LIFE.
XO

PS Don’t worry team, I punched Bob in the face and ate a tub of ice cream, so, we’re cool.

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